Currently in Las Vegas, US
Always hike with somebody in worse shape than you.
There's bears out there you know.
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I don't like the way this Birthday is going. This turn not to be carrot cake but Moro soup, and my birthday present is a furdryer. Now, I have to get wet to use it, don't I? At least it is improvement from last year when they took me to the dry cleaner's.
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I am smiling from within :)
My duodenum became a shelter for these guys after less than a moth into our trip in India. It is characterized with explosive diarrhea, gases and losing control over any bodily functions and dignity. I took Metronidazole but most probably got infected again, because the symptoms persisted. It is only after I came back to Vienna that I realized the cosmic message I have been sent - I am full with smiley faces, maybe because I am so sulky. Can you freaking believe it that this is what lamblia looks like? I have been invaded by emoticons! Even my parasites are a joke. This is something you can imagine been infected by a clown, but beaver fever?
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My test results
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Wikipedia
Don't I know it