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Read me again the part where the tramp gets burned with my porridge. Read me again the part where...
Me, doing something I'm perfectly capable of and have done before, but someone decides to watch Being watched
Lars, New Yorker Lars
Xmas Lights by Liz Climo Liz Climo
Christmas Tree by Liz Climo Liz Climo
Four Leaf Clover by Liz Climo Liz Climo
I am a Panda by Liz Climo Liz Climo
What the hell man?!?! What the hell man?!?!
When Chuck Norris goes hiking Chuck Norris goes hiking
- Gotcha squirrel! - You got to be out of your f***ing mind! Gotcha squirrel!
Frizzly Bear by Piper Thibodeau Frizzly Bear
Bears and fireworks - Sergey Elkin Sergey Elkin
Aah, work tomorrow! - Relax, this is for people. We sleep till April - Sergey Elkin Sergey Elkin
Bears in March wake up in their dens and start planting snowdrops. - Sergey Elkin Sergey Elkin
Titanic meet The Revenant - Sergey Elkin Sergey Elkin
- Eek! A Bear! Where did you come from? - Er, I have always been here. I have always been here
Trying to get my drunk friends home Mission impossible
Darn it, I know better than to have a cup of coffee after October Dave Coverly
Picking mushrooms in the fox Mushroom picker
Zuppo?... Zuppah?... Zippo?... Zippuh?... Zipper! Yes, that's it! Zipper! - Gary Larson Gary Larson
Janet, check with ethics to see whether it's ok to maul our creditors. Chuck Ingwersen
Honey, you've got to stop thinking that every sound you hear is a bear. Chuck Ingwersen
Greg and Karen say it wouldn't be a party without a whole tent full of bears. Chuck Ingwersen
You tell him we're out of salmon. Chuck Ingwersen
- I took 'What animal are you?' quiz on Facebook and it said I'm an armadillo. - I got sassy wombat. Chuck Ingwersen
I've had a long day. I just want to relax and enjoy a... Hey! Who ate all the campers? Long day
This is the best thing Herb, you push this button, a bell rings - and out pops a snack! Push this button
Hope no one else got you a mauled carcass The perfect gift
Don't leave any beer out. It will attract humans. Don't leave any beer out
Two Beer or Not To Bear - Happy International Beer Day Shakesbeer
Happy Birthday Bears - Sebastien Millon Sebastien Millon
There is only one drunky bear - Sebastien Millon Sebastien Millon
Drunky bear is very concerned that you haven't been drinking enough. Sebastien Millon Sebastien Millon
Turn your thoughts into action - Sebastien Millon Sebastien Millon
Drunky aviator bear - Sebastien Millon Sebastien Millon
Little spirit forest bears cross the fallen tree - Sebastien Millon Sebastien Millon
Always hike with somebody in worse shape than you. There's bears out there you know. Best company for hiking
I bet if I was a damn polar bear I would've been served by now. If I was a polar bear...
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger... Except for bears... Bears will kill you. Except for bears
And now Edgar's gone. ... Something's going on around here. - Gary Larson Gary Larson
Oh hey! I just love these things!... Crunchy on the outside and chewy center! - Gary Larson Gary Larson
I lift, you grab... was that concept just a little too complex, Carl? - Gary Larson Gary Larson
And no one ever heard from the Anderson brothers again. - Gary Larson Gary Larson
The Molar Bear - Fighting Against Enamel Cruelty The Molar Bear
- I'll fight you with my bear hands! - Oh deer. Bear & Deer Pun
Unwisely, Santa offered a teddy bear to James, unaware that he had been mauled by a grizzly earlier that year. - Tim Burton Tim Burton
Goldilocks and the Three Bears Goldilocks
Happy April Fools' Day! Happy April Fools' Day!
The Revenant casting by Wumo Wumo
The Revenant casting The Revenant casting (cover)
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. Gummy bear
Bedtime with the barbarians - Leigh Rubin Leigh Rubin
What's your excuse this time, or are you still going to blame it on global warming?! Leigh Rubin Leigh Rubin
Bear toilet - Leigh Rubin Leigh Rubin
Don't go in large groups. Bears are overeating. Bears are overeating
Most bears that have met people think we live on trees Bear think people live on trees
I just love how they come individually wrapped to seal in the flavor. - Ralph Hagen Ralph Hagen
Wilderness Survival Guide - Leigh Rubin Leigh Rubin
In front of the fireplace In front of the fireplace
And someone has stolen my identity Goldilocks
Please do not eat park visitors Do not eat
Oh, man, I really shouldn't have had that coffee in June. That coffee in June
That's what I want to be when I grow up! – When Arnie decided his son needed therapy. - Wumo Wumo
Pooh Bear didn't want to marry, but the thought of Honeymoon was driving him crazy. Honeymoon?
Beyond The Far Side - Gary Larson Gary Larson
For crying out loud, I was hibernating!... Don't you guys ever take a pulse? - Gary Larson Gary Larson
I finally remembered - red with hunter, white with fisherman. - Doug Pike Doug Pike
A bear walks into a bar...- Scott Hilburn Scott Hilburn
I wonder if it's too late to eat my young? - Tundra comics Tundra comics
You do realize if you miss, I'm gonna have to eat something? No pressure. - Tundra comics Tundra comics
You know, I don't think I'm all that interested in eating him anymore. - Tundra comics Tundra comics
You left this on our ship - New Yorker New Yorker
What's the worst that could happen? - The Oatmeal The Oatmeal
What do you call a bear with no ears? B.
What do you call a bee that comes from America? USB

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