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12 November 2017, Sunday

Bummer Bear

Teddy Land: Bummer Bear

Bummer Bears - They feel your pain

New addition to our album  Teddy Bears United

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8 November 2017, Wednesday

Gary Larson

Teddy land: Gary Larson learning bears language

Professor Wainwright's painstaking field research to decode the language of bears comes to a sudden and horrific end.

More  Bear Cartoons

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6 November 2017, Monday

Zip it

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5 November 2017, Sunday

Großes Wolfstal Rax

Teddy Land: Das Ottohaus auf der Rax

The last sunny day of 2017

Album  Großes Wolfstal Rax 2017

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2 November 2017, Thursday
31 October 2017, Tuesday

Happy Halloween!

Teddy Land: Happy Halloween!

Zis is my castle and zis is my BEEtch.

Album  Vienna 2017

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30 October 2017, Monday

Teddy land: Bear skeleton

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13 October 2017, Friday

Three bears

Three black bears broke into a pizza shop, nabbing trays of dough and a chunk of salami before leaving. The tree bears broke into a window at front of the Colorado pizza shop. The trespassers chose their diet wisely. After August black bears enter "hyperphagia" and carbo-load to pack on pounds for hibernation. "Many bears actively forage up to 20 hours per day during the fall feeding frenzy," wildlife officials say. Restaurant staff "tossed product, sanitized, re-stoked," and were back open for business the next day. A few dough trays also had to be bent back into shape. "It was really fun to come into that one." Tony Francher co-owner of Antonio's Real New York Pizza

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25 September 2017, Monday

Happy 6th Birthday Tumbago

Teddy land: Happy 6th Birthday Tumbago

Looks like pants and a cake become traditional for Tumbago's Birthdays.
Cheers to all our friends, wherever you are, whoever you are.

Celebrated at  Pilgramgasse

Teddy land: Tumbago 6th Birthday present - hangover drops

The birthday present - hangover drops. Thinking ahead.

Teddy land: Tumbago's passport

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24 September 2017, Sunday

Krummbachstein

Teddy land: Krummbachstein

Danger
Rough terrain
Descent into the valley is not possible
Reichenau mountain rescue

Yeah, right

Album  Krummbachstein 2017

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15 September 2017, Friday

... and when the bears find the ecstasy...

... and when the bears find the ecstasy...

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10 September 2017, Sunday

Daniela Tieni

Teddy land: Daniela Tieni

From the collection  Bears in Art

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3 September 2017, Sunday

Blue Bear grafitti

Teddy land: Rockabyebabymusic blue bear logo
the baby blue bear graffiti logo owned by rockabyebabymusic.com
although they don't seem to be using it anymore

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I bet if I was a damn polar bear...

Teddy land: Janet, check with ethics to see whether it's ok to maul our creditors. - Chuck Ingwersen

More memes in our collection  Bear Cartoons & Memes

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2 September 2017, Saturday

Tired Bear

Teddy land: Tired Bear logo
We absolutely this logo owned by tiredbear.co.uk

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Chuck Ingwersen

Teddy land: Janet, check with ethics to see whether it's ok to maul our creditors. - Chuck Ingwersen

Teddy land: Honey, you've got to stop thinking that every sound you hear is a bear. - Chuck Ingwersen

More cartoons by Chuck Ingwersen in our collection  Bear Cartoons

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31 August 2017, Thursday

Yalovarnika

Teddy Land: Sunset in Pirin

Sunset in Pirin

Album  Yalovarnika

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27 August 2017, Sunday

The morning after

Teddy land: The morning after
Photo by Rangel Doychinov

From our collection  Buildings with Secrets

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9 August 2017, Wednesday

Summer 2017

Teddy Land: Kamen Bryag

Roaming the beaches...

Album  Summer 2017

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4 August 2017, Friday

Happy International Beer Day

Teddy Land: Two Beer or not to Bear

Two Beer or not to Bear - International Beer Day

Teddy Land: Don't leave any beer out. It will attract humans.

Don't leave any beer out. It will attract humans.

Album  Bear Cartoons

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25 July 2017, Tuesday

Bear with me

Teddy land: Bear walking

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20 July 2017, Thursday

Bears and music

Teddy land: Bear playing the piano

Teddy land: Bear playing the guitar

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16 July 2017, Sunday

Best company for hiking

Teddy Land: Best company for hiking

Always hike with somebody in worse shape than you.
There's bears out there you know.

Album  Bear cartoons

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15 July 2017, Saturday

Sebastien Millon

sebastienmillon.com
Teddy Land: Turn your thoughts into action - Sebastien Millon
Teddy Land: Concerned Drunky Bear - Sebastien Millon
Teddy Land: Drunky aviator bear - Sebastien Millon
Teddy Land: Happy Birthday Bears - Sebastien Millon
Teddy Land: There is only one drunky bear - Sebastien Millon

From the collection  Bear cartoons

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14 July 2017, Friday

My 7th Birthday

Teddy Land: My 7th Birthday

I am having mixed feelings about this...

Album  Pilgramgasse

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Furdryer for a birthday present

Teddy Land: Furdryer for my 7th Birthday

I don't like the way this Birthday is going. This turn not to be carrot cake but Moro soup, and my birthday present is a furdryer. Now, I have to get wet to use it, don't I? At least it is improvement from last year when they took me to the dry cleaner's.

Teddy Land: Carrots?
Teddy Land: Moro soup

Album  Pilgramgasse

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12 July 2017, Wednesday

Giardia Lamblia

Teddy land: Giardia Lamblia
I am smiling from within :)

My duodenum became a shelter for these guys after less than a moth into our trip in India. It is characterized with explosive diarrhea, gases and losing control over any bodily functions and dignity. I took Metronidazole but most probably got infected again, because the symptoms persisted. It is only after I came back to Vienna that I realized the cosmic message I have been sent - I am full with smiley faces, maybe because I am so sulky. Can you freaking believe it that this is what lamblia looks like? I have been invaded by emoticons! Even my parasites are a joke. This is something you can imagine been infected by a clown, but beaver fever?

Some useful links:
My test results
Giardia Lamblia Trophozoite gallery
Giardia Lamblia and Giardiasis in Sierra Nevada

Teddy land: Giardia Lamblia
Teddy land: Giardia Lamblia
Teddy land: Giardia Lamblia

Teddy land: Giardia Lamblia

Teddy land: Benjamin Franklin
Don't I know it

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27 June 2017, Tuesday

Sikh khanda

Teddy Land: Sikh khanda

When I met Juri 12 years ago he gave me the Sikh khanda (see the pendant on the photo). I never put meaning into it till now. Feels as if a circle has closed. Note that Sikhism prohibits smoking, alcohol and the use of any intoxicants.

Album  India

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Sat Shri Akaal!

Teddy Land: Amritsar, Golden Temple

Right after this photo was taken two sentinels confiscated the swords and escorted me out with the words "No more". I think he referred to the proclamation of the bears to be the 12 and 13th Sikh gurus.

Album  India

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16 June 2017, Friday

Tashi delek

Teddy Land: Tibet, Land of the yaks

Tashi delek! Welcome to the Land of the yaks! Teddy Little Bear and Tumbago riding a baby yak.

Album  India

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8 June 2017, Thursday

Namaskar

Teddy Land: Namaskar from Kalpa, Himachal Pradesh

Namaskar from Kalpa, Himachal Pradesh

Album  India

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3 June 2017, Saturday

Rupin Pass

Teddy Land: Kinnaur Kailash seen from Rupin Pass

Kinnaur Kailash seen from Rupin Pass

Album  India

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24 May 2017, Wednesday

Tracking the sources of Gang

Teddy Land: Karanprayag

Tracking the sources of Gang. Pindari joins Alaknanda in Karanprayag, continue as Alaknanda (the biggest of the two) in Rishikesh, big ayurveda na yoga center, and then in Haridwar the river becomes Gang. I feel the lens of my third eye widen, and so many chakras opened that is getting drafty in there. I am not sure if the wind I am passing is caused by the the opening of so many chakras at once or the Indian cuisine.

First trek from a 2 month adventure in  India

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18 May 2017, Thursday

Nanda Devi

Teddy Land: Nanda Devi

Nanda Devi 7,816 m (25,643 ft) is my personal record for a highest mountain I've SEEN. It's the one on the right that always looks smaller than Nanda Devi East 7,434 m because it is always further behind and more secretive this way. Nanda Devi is not permitted to climb, permits are given only for Nanda Devi East but the goddess of the mountain is very proud and unforgiving, and there is a legend that men that go there end up in freak accidents without graves. If you have seen Polish Himalayas the members of the Polish expedition in 1939 to Nanda Devi East all perish two in mountaineering accidents years after and the third member disappeared during the war all three bodies not recovered. When we were the closest to the mountain she always shrouded herself in clouds and in the middle of the night at a sky full with stars Nanda Devi gave us the most incredible lightening show I have ever seen. It looks like we angered her.

First trek from a 2 month adventure in  India

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5 May 2017, Friday

India

Teddy Land: India

Getting down and dirty in  India

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1 May 2017, Monday

Uttarakhand and Himachal Pradesh

Hap hazard plan for the trip. It looks like somebody trying to draw a heart deeply inebriated.

1 May Vienna- Amsterdam - Delhi
2 -3 May Delhi
4 May Delhi - Almora (bus)
6 May Almora - Munsiyari (bus)
7 May Munsiyari (permit)
8 -14 May Munsiyari - Leelam - Martoli - Milam (roundtrip trek)
15 May Munsiyari
16 May Munsiyari - Kapkot -Loharkhet (bus)
17-21 May Loharkhet - Pindari Glacier (roundtrip trek)
22 May Loharkhet - Gwaldham - Lohajung (bus)
23-29 May Lohajung - Roopkund lake - Kuanri pass - Auli (trek)
30-31 May Joshinath - Dehradun (bus)
1-2 June Dehradun (gas)
3 June Dehradun - Uttarkashi (permit) - Gangotri (bus)
5-6 June Gangotri - Kedar Lake (roundtrip trek)
7 June Gangotri - Harsil (bus)
8-13 June Harsil - Kyarkoti lake - Lamkhaga pass - Dhumti -Chitkul (trek)
15-18 June Chitkul - Charang pass - Charang - Lambar - Reckong Peo (trek)
19 June Reckong Peo - Kalpa (permit)
20 June Reckong Peo - Kaza (bus)
22 June Kaza - Mud (bus)
24 June - 1 July Mud - Pin Parbati pass -Barshaini road/Pulga (trek)
2 July Barshaini road/Pulga - Delhi (bus)
3 July Delhi
4 July Delhi - Amsterdam - Vienna
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Garhwal Himalayas

Himalayas
1 May - 4 July

Shivling mountain in the western Garhwal Himalaya, photo by Jonas Erlandsson

ITINERARY
✈ Wien (VIE) 1 May 9:25
KL 1840
Amsterdam (AMS) 11:15
1:50h
Teddy Land: KLM
✈ Amsterdam (AMS) 1 May 14:25
KL 871
New Delhi (DEL) 2 May 1:40
7:45h
Teddy Land: KLM

✈ New Delhi (DEL) 4 Jul 3:40
KL 872
Amsterdam (AMS) 8:30
8:20h
Teddy Land: KLM
✈ Amsterdam (AMS) 4 Jul 11:45
KL 1845
Wien (VIE) 13:30
1:45h
Teddy Land: KLM
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23 April 2017, Sunday

Happy World Book Day

Teddy Land: Happy World Book Day by Chris Riddel

By Chris Riddel
Official site of the event

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17 April 2017, Monday

Easter morning - let it be light

Teddy Land: Gießener Hütte

Greeting Eastern morning with Juri, Emo and little Martin Stanev at  Gießener Hütte

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11 April 2017, Tuesday

Bee my guest

Teddy Land: Zombee

I was just getting the party started when this bee landed on Tumbago's nose, crawled to his ear, whispered something intimately for quite some time, and then expired. We can only guess her demise because Tumbago is referring to bear-bee confidentiality of confession.

Teddy Land: Zombee
Teddy Land: Buzzin
Teddy Land: Bear Honey Bee Party
Teddy Land: Crazy Bee
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Hug me, I am vaccinated!

Teddy Land: Hug me I am vaccinated

My immunization passport is 3 volumes with a fold out for the rabies series of shots.

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10 April 2017, Monday

Hippo Ballerina

Teddy Land: The Hippo Ballerina, New York, photo by Iliyana Nikolova

Hippo Ballerina, New York, photo by Iliyana Nikolova

From our collection  Buildings with Secrets

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9 April 2017, Sunday

Bears Gone Bad

Teddy Land: Gimme your honey... And stop laughing!

Gimme your honey... And stop laughing!

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8 April 2017, Saturday

Geoffrey Gersten

Teddy Land: Geoffrey Gersten

From the collection  Bears in Art

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7 April 2017, Friday

What doesn't kill you...

Teddy Land: What doesn't kill you makes you stronger... Except for bears... Bears will kill you.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger... Except for bears... Bears will kill you.

More  Bear Cartoons

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28 March 2017, Tuesday

Himalayas (a déjà vu)

In the 1 year anniversary of our cancelled trip to Sumatra it is all happening again:

  1. We bought tickets for 2 month dream trip starting May 1st.
    2016 - Sumatra / 2017 - Indian Himalayas
  2. Juri is on the verge of exaction and desperation after continuous home renovation. He gets to the point of falling unconscious rather than asleep at night.
    2016 - new kitchen for his father / 2017 - painting and refurbishing one of the apartments
  3. The annual grill party on Danube is on same date every year - 4 days before the departure. Bulgarians gather, barbecue and drink on the bank of Danube river.
  4. Drago is coming to Vienna. He has birthday a couple of days before the grill and brings good alcohol to celebrate. Drago is a very good friend but it just so happens to be always present when Juri breaks a bone. In 2008 Drago started a brawl in Kabata hut in Rhodopes mountains where Juri got 3 ribs fractured trying to break up the fight with the locals.

Last year I packed 4 beers for the grill and Juri asked why am I taking so much alcohol. I said: "What do you mean?" Juri is a designated firestarter. Everybody knows (including him) that he can't lit a campfire in the wilderness for the love of his life, but at the grill the party begins earlier for him, he gets all smoked up, and the beers were finished before the meаt was on the grill. Then he continued with wine, vodka and the whiskey Drago brought. On the question did he need a ride home Juri answered that he is going to get on his "silver horse". He fell of the bike and broke his right collar bone in three pieces the middle one floating, so he had to be operated on. I dare not publish any of his X-rays because the EU is going to knock on my door asking for €10 000 000 or 2% of my turnover, whichever is greater according to the effective 2018 General Data Protection Regulation.

We tried to get the flight ticket reimbursed due to emergency cancellation but Fluege.de had bigger fish to fry. I still think our money was in the suitcase found in the wreckage.

Teddy Land: Sumatra cancelled

Teddy Land: Drago at Vienna grill

Drago at the Vienna grill

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27 March 2017, Monday

Soon the journey will begin

Teddy Land: Soon the journey will begin

Vienna 2017

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Cloud Bear

Teddy Land: Cloud Bear

Our site is going on a cloud

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20 March 2017, Monday

Is It Spring Yet?

Teddy Land: Is It Spring Yet?

A Bear Needs Its Coffee

Teddy Land: Black Bear Brews

Teddy Land: A Bear Needs Its Coffee

Teddy Land: Black Bear Coffee Co.

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17 March 2017, Friday

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

St. Patrick's Day is an enchanted time - a day to begin transforming winter's dreams into summer's magic.

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World Sleep Day

Teddy Land: World Sleep Day

I have two delegates » worldsleepday.org

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12 March 2017, Sunday

Full Moon

Teddy Land: Moonlighters by Robert Bissell

Moonlighters by Robert Bissell

From the collection  Bears in Art

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8 March 2017, Wednesday

Happy 8th of March

Teddy Land: Happy 8th of March

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4 March 2017, Saturday

Happy Teddy Namesake Day

Teddy Land: Happy Teddy Namesake Day

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1 March 2017, Wednesday

Happy 1st of March

Teddy Land: Happy 1st of March

Teddy Land: Shean the Sheep
Teddy Land: Shean the Sheep

... with Shaun the Sheep

From the collection "Pilgramgasse"

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Teddy Land: The Marmots are out!

The Marmots are out

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Teddy Land: Sergey Elkin - Bears in March

Bears in March wake up in their dens and start planting snowdrops. ~ Cartoon by Sergey Elkin

More  Bear Cartoons

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23 February 2017, Thursday

In search of a dwelling in the mountains

Teddy Land: Aflenz

Album  Aflenz - Thörl

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18 February 2017, Saturday

Birthday party

Teddy Land: Carefree bear

It is Zhoro's Birthday! We are going to a party tonight.

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17 February 2017, Friday

Time to fasten the seat belts

Teddy Land: Time to fasten the seat belts

From the collection  Airborne

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16 February 2017, Thursday

Edith Lebeau

Teddy Land: Edith Lebeau

From the collection  Bears in Art

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24 January 2017, Tuesday

The Teddy Bear Project

Teddy Land: The Teddy Bear Project
“The Keeper” exhibition September 2016, The New Museum in New York

Ydessa Hendeles has collected 3000 photographs that only have in common the presence of a teddy bear, the quintessential transitional object for generations of children. The amateur photographs, found mostly on eBay, are arranged in order of posture and social status and are framed and hung from floor to ceiling.

As the artist herself writes “The collection is a reflection of the values of society at the time the photographs were taken. It is notable not only for what it includes but for what is absent. Only one photograph of a child with Down Syndrome was discovered, and only one portrait of a child with a cleft palate.”

“It ends up being about more than the bears themselves,” said Emily Mello, the museum’s associate director of education said, about “how people choose to frame themselves with the bears.” Visitors, she added, can “see how one common object is an entry point for an infinite number of histories.”

Although those histories can be tragic — the teddy bear owners include future Holocaust victims and at least one suicide — others reflect only youthful joy. And while young museumgoers probably won’t recognize Elvis, Ringo or Lucille Ball in their photos, they’ll see that grown-ups posed with teddy bears, too.

Sources: NY Times, Collectibledry

My Keepers

Teddy Land: My Keepers
Teddy Land: My Keepers
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23 January 2017, Monday

Star Wars

Teddy Land: Star Wars

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20 January 2017, Friday

Terracotta Warriors

More photos from Chinanews.com
Teddy bear "Terracotta Warriors" are seen at an exhibition in Wuxi, Jiangsu province, May 15, 2016. More than 500 hand-made teddy bear terracotta figures made their first appearance at the exhibition on Sunday.

Source ChinaDaily

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13 January 2017, Friday

Gary Larson and The Far Side

Teddy Land: And now Edgar's gone. ... Something's going on around here.
And now Edgar's gone. ... Something's going on around here.
Teddy Land: I lift, you grab... was that concept just a little too complex, Carl?
I lift, you grab... was that concept just a little too complex, Carl?
Teddy Land: Oh hey! I just love these things!... Crunchy on the outside and chewy center!
Oh hey! I just love these things!... Crunchy on the outside and chewy center!
Teddy Land: And no one ever heard from the Anderson brothers again.
And no one ever heard from the Anderson brothers again.

More  Bear Cartoons

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9 January 2017, Monday

Bearly believable

Photo Copyright AlamyCreature of comfort: A third of British adults still sleep with a teddy bear

When Sebastian Flyte took his teddy bear Aloysius to university in Brideshead Revisited it was supposed to be a sign of his eccentricity. But in the years since the 1980s TV dramatization, it seems more and more Britons have come to see nothing wrong with keeping ted in the bed. More than a third of us still hug a childhood soft toy while falling asleep, according to a survey of 6,000 British adults.

More than half of Britons still have a teddy bear from childhood and the average teddy bear is 27 years old. Those who slept with a teddy told researchers that they found it was a comforting and calming way to de-stress at the end of the day. And 25 per cent of men polled said they took their teddy away with them on business because it reminded them of home. Even Prince Charles travels everywhere with his childhood teddy, according to claims in a book by the U.S. writer Christopher Andersen.

Hotel chain Travelodge, which carried out the research, said that in the past year staff have reunited more than 75,000 teddies and their owners. Spokesman Shakila Ahmed said: ‘Interestingly the owners have not just been children, we have had a large number of frantic businessmen and women call us regarding their forgotten teddy bear.’

Source DailyMail

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7 January 2017, Saturday

The Molar Bear

Teddy Land: The Molar Bear - Fighting Against Enamel CrueltyFighting Against Enamel Cruelty

More  Bear cartoons

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6 January 2017, Friday

Bear & Deer Pun

Teddy Land: - I'll fight you with my bear hands! - Oh deer.- I'll fight you with my bear hands! - Oh deer.

More  Bear cartoons

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3 January 2017, Tuesday

Tim Burton

Teddy Land: Unwisely, Santa offered a teddy bear to James, unaware that he had been mauled by a grizzly earlier that year. (Tim Burton)Unwisely, Santa offered a teddy bear to James, unaware that he had been mauled by a grizzly earlier that year.

More  Bear cartoons

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2 January 2017, Monday

P!nk - Get The Party Started

We'll be lookin' flashy in my Mercedes Benz

P!nk is added to  Teddy Bears United

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